Follow SqueetSquatch

on his Quest,
to find the best burger

in the Pacific Northwest!

We know very little about the carnivorous cryptid SqueetSquatch. An introvert by nature, the mysterious Mr. Squatch is fiercely protective of his secret identity. 

Residing in a hidden lair among the lush evergreens of Washington State, he emerges only occasionally to enjoy his favorite food: the Great American Cheeseburger.